Elislly

调戏语录

1.
-（看到匿名未接来电）Did you just call me?
- No. （突然换上坏笑）You wish me to call you?
- ...........

2.
- So many Europeans on the exhibition.
- You like Europeans don't you?
- No I mean so few Chinese which are supposed to be your target customer. 🌝

3.
- (鞋子不合脚，磨到脚后跟）Oh my feet hurt!
- （转头看向他老板）You'll need to carry her all the way to the train station because she can't walk anymore.
- （赶紧走开）

4.
- My wife gave me the watch as a gift for my 30th birthday.
- Now I know you're over 30.
- Yeah you thought I'm much younger right?
- No you do look thirtyish. 🌝
- I'm just 31 by the way.

5.
- Any plans for the weekend?
- So far... no.
- Hang out with us in the city!
- Oh I do have other plans. （并不是


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